Friday, May 17, 2013

War on Nature

It's not yet 9am and I've been driven from the field of battle. A complete rout. Our brave forces were forced to quit the field with only 60% of the enemy destroyed.

The cause? It's now 94 degrees outside in the garden. Even clad only in my shorts and sandals (and my battered gardening hat), I am sweating like Eric Holder during a congressional hearing.

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